"I had e-mail in 1984! I had an e-mail address then, which means that all you could write to was Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. There were three of us, writing to each other."

-- Penn Jillette

#Jobs Quotes #Mean Quotes #Writing Quotes

“When you have to cope with a lot of problems, you're either going to sink or you're going to swim.”
“This house protected by an armed citizen. There is absolutely nothing here worth dying for.”
“I am really heavy into songwriting.”
“What the poet is searching for is not the fundamental I but the deep you.”

Source : Antonio Machado (2011). “Times Alone: Selected Poems of Antonio Machado”, p.149, Wesleyan University Press
“Never depend on those luck moments â€“ they are gifts â€“ but instead always build your own back-up plan.”
“We need just two players to be a contender. Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax.”
“It's quite nice when you've been generally dissed about your irrelevancy and then suddenly have people coming on bended knee and saying we need you to come back.”
“The Augustinian doctrine of the damnation of unbaptized infants and the Calvinistic doctrine of reprobation . . . surpass in atrocity any tenets that have ever been admitted into any pagan creed.”

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