"I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?"

-- Jay London

#Doctors Quotes #Medical Quotes #Said Quotes

“It is astonishing how elements which seem insoluble become soluble when someone listens. How confusions which seem irremediable turn into relatively clear flowing streams when one is heard.”
“Cheer up beautiful people... this is where you get to make it right.”
“We are one of many appearances of the thing called Life; we are not its perfect image, for it has no perfect image except Life, and life is multitudinous and emergent in the stream of time.”

Source : Loren Eiseley (2011). “The Immense Journey: An Imaginative Naturalist Explores the Mysteries of Man and Nature”, p.59, Vintage
“There's so many simple things that can be done to change our carbon footprint, and to reduce our carbon footprint.”

Source : Source: www.mtv.com
“Your best players have to unite and inspire the group... otherwise, they'll divide the group”
“People with the purest souls are capable of the greatest evils.”
“One of the reasons the English got through all their falls and the loss of their empire, all their disasters, their strikes, their difficulties, their wars through the years was they had Shakespeare to fall back on. And they speak well in England.”
“Learning to learn is to know how to navigate in a forest of facts, ideas and theories, a proliferation of constantly changing items of knowledge. Learning to learn is to know what to ignore but at the same time not rejecting innovation and research.”

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