"Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left."

-- George Lopez

#Funny Quotes #Rights Quotes #Two Quotes

“I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.”
“I am grateful that my horizons were not narrowed at the outset.”
“The laws by which the Divine Ruler of the universe has decreed an indissoluble connection between public happiness and private virtue, whatever apparent exceptions may delude our short-sighted judgments, never fail to vindicate their supremacy and immutability.”
“Failure is a badge of honor. It means you risked failure. And if you donâ€™t risk failure, youâ€™re never going to do anything thatâ€™s different from what youâ€™ve already done or what somebody else has done.”
“Keep on sowing your seed, for you never know which will grow - perhaps it all will.”
“In the preface to his great History of Europe, H. A. L. Fisher wrote: "Men wiser than and more learned than I have discerned in history a plot, a rhythm, a predetermined pattern. These harmonies are concealed from me. I can see only one emergency following upon another as wave follows upon wave ..." It seems to me that the same is true of the much older [geological stratigraphical] history of Europe.”
“You cannot be both unhappy, and fully present in the Now.”
“I had a 2-week courtship with a fellow student in the fiction workshop in Iowa and a 5-minute wedding in a lawyer's office above the coffee shop where we'd been having lunch that day. And so I sent a cable to my father saying, 'By the time you get this, Daddy, I'll already be Mrs. Blaise!'”

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