"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."

-- Erma Bombeck

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“You saved me again," she told him with a starstruck gaze. He cupped her cheek and gave her a tender smile in the dark. "Because you are my princess and I am your knight.”

Source : Gaelen Foley (2007). “Princess: (Book 2 in the Ascension Trilogy)”, p.173, Ballantine Books
“Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years old, I came home and recited all of the lines from it. Before I talked about Death Stars exploding and Tie Fighters I was talking about how funny Princess Leia was and how sarcastic Han Solo was. So to me that's always the most important thing, and I love hearing great actors say great lines.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“What are we out at the park for except to win?”
“Amare, Carmelo Anthony, Chauncey Billups - they're virtually unstoppable.”
“Any man who takes a job with the idea that it is simply a springboard for something else is a chump. His attention will be more on the other things than on the job at hand and so he will fail.”
“I want to live my life naked, with all my little naked kids naked in the garden.”
“For a long time the IOC liked the idea of money but they didn't like the thought of working for it.”
“Here is your country. Cherish these natural wonders, cherish the natural resources, cherish the history and romance as a sacred heritage, for your children and your children's children. Do not let selfish men or greedy interests skin your country of its beauty, its riches or its romance.”

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