"Freedom means the right to be stupid."

-- Penn Jillette

#Stupid Quotes #Mean Quotes

“There was wildlife, untouched, a jungle at the border of the sea, never seen by those who floated on the opaque roof. Describing his early experience, in 1936, when a fellow naval officer, Philippe Tailliez, gave him goggles to see below the Mediterranean Sea surface.”
“It is my conclusion that UFOs do exist, are very real, and are spaceships from another or more than one solar system. They are possibly manned by intelligent observers who are members of a race carrying out long-range scientific investigations of our earth for centuries.”
“I thought about all of the things that everyone ever says to each other, and how everyone is going to die, whether it's in a millisecond, or days, or months, or 76.5 years, if you were just born. Everything that's born has to die, which means our lives are like skyscrapers. The smoke rises at different speeds, but they're all on fire, and we're all trapped.”
“The only way to make a husband over according to one's ideas ... would be to adopt him at an early age, say four.”
“I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.”
“After all, if it comes to all that, there is really neither Ogun or Jesus! There are only mystified forms of our own consciousness.”
“Few things are impossible to diligence and skill.”
“Mark Frankel was just a very tender, thoughtful person, and that was really nice. At that point in life, I hadn't met a lot of people my senior who were that tender, and still doing well and making a real go of it. That was a treat, for sure.”

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