"As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

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“Have you forgotten God? Even if you have, He has not forgotten you.”
“Discount my partiality, but my report is that so far The Winds of War is looking good.”
“Beauty surrounds us, but usually we need to be walking in a garden to know it.”
“It is a generally received opinion that there are too many books in the world already. I cannot, however, subscribe to any Institution that proposes to alter this state of affairs, because I find no consensus of opinion as to which are the superfluous books ...”

Source : Mary Kingsley (2013). “West African Studies”, p.187, Routledge
“Fashion is emotional, and the way women look at it is emotional, so it's very important to try to connect with a woman's idea of how she might feel.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Kiss me and you will see how important I am.”
“You rarely see one punch kill anybody. I mean, Davey Moore died, the first fight I ever worked for the title, my guy fought and was getting killed, and he hit Davey Moore. Davey Moore went down. There was no bottom rope to it. I then put bottom rope to it, when I got in power. Hit his head. One blow, hit his head and died.”

Source : Source: www.nbcnews.com
“I may play the fool at times, but I'm more than just a pretty blond boy with an ***** that won't quit.”

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