"Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!"

-- Sam Kinison

#Wake Up Quotes #Lost Quotes #Worst Quotes

“Water and sanitation has not had the same kind of champion that global health, and even education, have had.”

Source : "Climate change will 'lead to battles for food', says head of World Bank" by Larry Elliott, www.theguardian.com. April 3, 2014.
“When you get pushed down, you pick yourself up and move on. I've never been a victim.”
“That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a dumbass, folks.”

Source : David Wong (2011). “John Dies at the End”, p.90, Titan Books
“Life was mostly made up of things you couldnâ€™t control, full of surprises, and they werenâ€™t always good. Life wasnâ€™t what you made it. You were what life made you.”

Source : Sara Zarr (2008). “Story of a Girl”, p.208, Hachette UK
“I am sick of talking about What and Why I am doing. I have always believed that the WORK is the word. Action is seen less clearly through reason. There are no shortcuts to directness.”
“You cannot push any one up a ladder unless he be willing to climb a little himself.”
“I start a picture and I finish it. I don't think about art while I work. I try to think about life.”
“Even though Hubbard is dead, his business still repeats his lies, ... and in my opinion the proposed Act should also punish businesses and organizations that repeat such falsehoods. It is a gross insult to American men and women who have actually been wounded and who have actually earned the medals and awards that frauds and con-artists falsely claim.”

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