"A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians."

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Source : FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 13, 2011

Dov Davidoff

#Men Quotes #Looks Quotes #Vegan Quotes

“Children’s literature must build a bridge between the colorful dream world full of fantasy and illusion, and a tougher real world full of twists and turns. The child armed with the torch of knowledge, awareness and guidance must cross this bridge and set foot to the intense harshness of the bigger world.”
“Seeing Shakespeare in the Park, for me, it's just this side of feeling like you've witnessed some kind of magic. It's this spell that you're under, to be part of that!”
“I am too inquisitive, too skeptical, too arrogant, to let myself be satisfied with an obvious and crass solution of things. God is such an obvious and crass solution; a solution which is a sheer indelicacy to us thinkers - at bottom He is really nothing but a coarse commandment against us: ye shall not think!”
“It is estimated that raising the retirement age to 70 would cut the shortfall by about 36%. But this proposal has some drawbacks. Women and men who have worked jobs that require manual labor all of their lives may not physically be able to do work until they are 70 years old.”
“Human hair takes much more attention, as far as holding the style. You have to comb it, straighten it out, and wash and dry it.”

Source : Source: lasentinel.net
“If people could understand how much pleasure they could have by themselves, I think everyone would be a lot saner. I think that people really need a dose of quality time with one's self.”
“There can be no peace with someone who wants to kill you.”
“What is religion? That which is never spoken.”

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