"I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it. That way they won't find out."

-- Mike Birbiglia

#Funny Quotes #Writing Quotes #Way Quotes

“If there's one thing I can't stand, it's somebody doing something because I pushed them in that direction.”
“In 1925, when Britain went back to the gold standard, that was supported by the Conservative Party, the Labour Party, the Bank of England, the civil service, the CBI, the TUC, the Times, the Economist; that consensus was very strong.”
“The value of being connected and transparent is so high that the roadbumps of privacy issues are much lower in actual experience than people's fears.”
“We do not exist for the sake of something else. We exist for the sake of ourselves.”
“Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old.”
“If you take a reasonable amount of vitamin C regularly, the incidence of the common cold goes down. If you get a cold and start immediately, as soon as you start sneezing and sniffling, the cold just doesn't get going.”
“Fame really works against actors, in a way, because our anonymity is a wonderful thing for us.”
“Biographers know nothing about the intimate sex lives of their own wives, but they think they know all about Stendhal's or Faulkner's.”

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