"I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Funny Quotes #Awards Quotes #Branches Quotes

“Do not hold as gold all that shines as gold.”
“Be all of you subject one to another having your conduct blameless among the Gentiles, that you may both receive praise for your good works, and the Lord may not be blasphemed through you. But woe to him by whom the name of the Lord is blasphemed! Teach, therefore, sobriety to all, and manifest it also in your own conduct”
“You can be sad for others but you don't have to take on their pain.”
“He who flees from trial confesses his guilt.”
“It's infrequent that people are rail thin yet have high blood pressure.”

Source : "Beat High Blood Pressure". Interview with Steven Stiefel, www.menshealth.com. February 18, 2015.
“The experience of a century and a half has demonstrated that our system of free government functions best when the maximum degree of information is made available to our people. In fact, free and candid discussion of vexing problems is the bedrock of democracy and it may be our surest safeguard for peace.”
“In adverse hours the friendship of the good shines most; each prosperous day commands its friends.”
“Justice is lame as well as blind, amongst us.”

Source : Nicholas Rowe, James Thompson, Richard Steele, Richard-Brinsley Sheridan, Thomas-John Dibdin (1815). “Tamerlane. A Tragedy”

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