"You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

#Book Quotes #Redneck Quotes #Blue Quotes

“Beauty spins and the mind moves. To catch beauty would be to understand how that impertinent stability in vertigo is possible. But no, delight need not reach so far. To be running breathlessly, but not yet arrived, is itself delightful, a suspended moment of living hope.”
“If you don't care about what people think, you already passed the first step of success.”
“Harder still it has proved to rule the dragon Money... A whole generation adopted false principles, and went to their graves in the belief they were enriching the country they were impoverishing.”
“I don't have a particular style I like, it just changes daily, depending on the mood or the situation. I don't have a style chosen.”

Source : "Date with Super Junior - Interview with Yesung". "Date with" Magazine Interview, Volume 1 (translated), www.twitlonger.com. May 29, 2013.
“I've spent so long on some paintings that I no longer know what to think of them, and I am definitely getting harder to please; nothing satisfies me...”
“Explanation by the tongue makes most things clear, But love unexplained is clearer.”
“To talk of immaterial existences is to talk of nothings. To say that the human soul, angels, god, are immaterial, is to say they are nothings, or that there is no god, no angels, no soul. I cannot reason otherwise: but I believe I am supported in my creed of materialism by Locke, Tracy, and Stewart. At what age of the Christian church this heresy of immaterialism, this masked atheism, crept in, I do not know. But heresy it certainly is.”
“I think in the old days, the nexus of weirdness ran through Southern California, and to a degree New York City. I think it's changed so that every bizarre story in the country now has a Florida connection. I don't know why, except it must be some inversion of magnetic poles or something.”

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