"A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest.""

-- Jimmy Carr

#Funny Quotes #Girl Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“For loving, working, and creative people to throw off the yoke of power it is necessary to abolish power itself, not merely to make the yoke comfortable. Where some have power, others do not, and the two classes persist. A free society is where all have power-power over and responsibility for their own lives, power and reason to respect the lives of others. This is also a society without classes, a society of human beings, not rulers and the ruled.”

Source : Karl Hess (1975). “Dear America”, William Morrow &Company
“The full employment situation reinforces itself.”
“My publishers are wonderful because they have let me write what I wanted to. They're wise enough to know that, with any author who's not simply writing formulas - who's trying to create something new - pressuring them to do something for market purposes almost always backfires. I can't imagine working under those circumstances, actually.”
“Matter is spirit at its lowest level. Spirit is matter at its highest level.”
“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”
“We, whoever we are, must have a daily goal in our lives, no matter how small or great, to make that day mean something.”
“Fruit often ends up rotting in the crisper drawer. Well, that's the wrong place to put it. Out of sight, out of mind. The kids all know where the junk-food shelf is. Make the fruit that easy to get to. Put a big huge bowl of fruit on the counter.”
“Prejudices of any kind are the destroyers of human happiness & welfare.”

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