"Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?"

-- Dov Davidoff

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“It's often been said that I'm an extremely depressing, cynical writer. I've never known what to make of that.”
“The multiplication of public offices, increase of expense beyond income, growth and entailment of a public debt are indications soliciting the employment of the pruning knife.”
“There must be a law against forcing children to perform at an early age. Children should have a wonderful childhood. They should not be given too much responsibility.”
“Well, I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell how to do what I want to do.”

Source : Quoted in Ida M. Tarbell, The Life of Elbert H. Gary (1925)
“Mr. Churchill, Mr. Prime Minister, how many divisions did you say that the pope had?”
“I have learned a great truth of life. We do not succeed in spite of our challenges and difficulties, but rather, precisely because of them.”

Source : FaceBook post by Richard Paul Evans from Jul 29, 2011
“There is a desire for change. There is a millennial generation that doesn't like what they're seeing, but doesn't quite know what the solution is.”
“No matter what's happening in the Middle East - the Arab Spring, et cetera, the economic challenges, high rates of unemployment - the emotional, critical issue is always the Israeli-Palestinian one.”

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