"Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke."

-- Dane Cook

“The only thing worse than starting something and failing... is not starting something.”
“It's rare for a first lady to be running for president.”
“Beauty is a radiance that originates from within and comes from inner security and strong character.”
“Often we comfort ourselves only with words, but if we pray enough, the conviction will come too that Christ is our King, not Stalin, Bevins, or Truman. That He has all things in His hands, that 'all things work together for good for those that love Him.”
“I don't watch the beginnings of many series; I don't know why - maybe because I'm normally working.”

Source : "Grant Bowler of Lost, Ugly Betty". Interview with Tim Surette, www.tv.com. February 5, 2009.
“German leftists have still not understood the degree to which Russian President Vladimir Putting has drifted to the right domestically. Now, insightful observers are saying that Putin is trying to create something like a reactionary Internationale. The turn toward homophobia and to clerics is completely ignored by leftists in Germany. Their sympathy for Putin comes largely from their antipathy for America. And this anti-Americanism is what binds them with the far-right.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de
“I have sacrificed everything in my life that I consider precious to advance the political career of my husband.”
“In the silence I heard Bastet, who had retreated under the bed, carrying on a mumbling, profane monologue. (If you ask how I knew it was profane, I presume you have never owned a cat.)”

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