"Usually my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it."

-- Demetri Martin

#Firsts Quotes #My Favorite Quotes #First Time Quotes

“When I travel I normally eat club sandwiches or I bring my own food. When you go into a new town, it's very had to find a good place to eat.”
“Humility is throwing oneself away in complete concentration on something or someone else.”
“As far as a cocktail, I do like good wines, basically with meals, and good champagnes.”
“We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.”
“I've been watching 'Game of Thrones,' and I can't wait for 'Bored to Death' to come back, it's one of my faves.”
“I've got my whole life. There's a lifetime of experience, a lifetime of experiencing the road and the music and different players. It makes me a richer human being. I have a greater source of information to tap into, a wealth of life.”

Source : Interview with Donna Kimura, www.jazzreview.com. January 29, 2011.
“There are two kinds of people who lose money: those who know nothing and those who know everything.”
“I grew up in a house with dogs. We always had dogs. We always had a bunch of dogs, actually.”

Source : "From 'Daisies' to 'Marmaduke': The Personalities Interview with Lee Pace". Interview with Jorge Carreon, www.fanpop.com.

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