"We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe."

-- Patton Oswalt

#Hippie Quotes #Gay Quotes #Needs Quotes

“I don't really cook much. I'm more of a baker. My favorite things to bake that everybody loves, and I can only keep in the house for about ten minutes, are 7-Up cake and Pineapple Upside-Down cake.”
“When I was about 7 years old, I had been labeled dyslexic. I'd try to concentrate on what I was reading, then I'd get to the end of the page and have very little memory of anything I'd read. I would go blank, feel anxious, nervous, bored, frustrated, dumb. I would get angry. My legs would actually hurt when I was studying. My head ached. All through school and well into my career, I felt like I had a secret. When I'd go to a new school, I wouldn't want the other kids to know about my learning disability, but then I'd be sent off to remedial reading.”
“Next time I will ..." "From now on I will ..." - What makes me think I am wiser today than I will be tomorrow?”
“It'll be kids next. I like the grown-up stuff. I like having a house. I've got dogs.”
“I heard somebody open and shut the gate to the barn lot, but I didn't look around. If I didn't look around it would not be true that somebody had opened the gate with the creaky hinges, and that is a wonderful principle for a man to get hold of... What you don't know know don't hurt you, for it ain't real. They called that Idealism in my book I had when I was in college, and after I got hold of that principle I became an Idealist... If you are an Idealist it does not matter what you do or what goes on around you because it isn't real anyway.”
“Like I said, I always believed in the spirit realm. Whether or not I understood it or witnessed it or was involved in it. There wasn't an incident that made be believe it was real, like I said I had an interest in it and as I grew older I realized that there are some people that are doing this for real. That's when I realized this isn't just a Hollywood thing.”
“My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention.”
“This is sad. I just think itâ€™s a little ridiculous we are still only looking at the surface of one another. Red hair? Blue hair? Pink? Blonde? Short? Long? Whatever. We might as well shave our heads. Hair has nothing to do with the reason we playing music. Itâ€™s a style. Something that will never last as long as the songs we play and the words we sing. Listen up ladies in bands, Iâ€™m so proud to be one of you and I donâ€™t care if we all look exactly alike or if we are all carbon copies of each other. We have things to say and itâ€™s up to us to get people to not just look but to LISTEN!”

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