"Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions."

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Andy Borowitz

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“Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.”
“To abstract is to draw out the essence of a matter. To abstract in art is to separate certain fundamentals from irrelevant material which surrounds them.”

Source : Ben Shahn (1957). “The Shape of Content”, p.63, Harvard University Press
“It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.”
“When Honor's sun declines, and Wealth takes wings, Then Learning shines, the best of precious things.”
“It's always a blast playing the new stuff. But I feel like songs, in a way, are never finished. You get to a point where you're comfortable enough to put a stamp on it and send it out there, but even after recording it, when you're playing it live, you hear different harmonies, you hear different notes, you hear different tempos or peaks and valleys in the song.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Error never shows itself in its naked reality, in order not to be discovered. On the contrary, it dresses elegantly, so that the unwary may be led to believe that it is more truthful than truth itself.”
“People are only mean when they're threatenedâ€¦ and that's what our culture does. That's what our economy does. Even people who have jobs in our economy are threatened, because they worry about losing them. And when you get threatened, you start looking out only for yourself. You start making money a god. It is all part of this culture.”
“That which you bestow freely and willingly will bring you all the happy luck that a grateful universe knows how to return.”

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