"If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances."

-- Dov Davidoff

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“Everyone here would die for the sake of truth. Everyone here lies constantly for the tiniest chance of personal gain. This is what it means to be a scientist.”

Source : "The Demon's Passage" by Greg Egan, eidolon.net. July 1991.
“Leadership is a dynamic tension between where a politician thinks his country must go and where his voters want it to go.”
“Tokyo Sonata speaks to us, with feeling and passion, as one of the most eloquent statements on the world today that we are likely to see in this moviegoing year.”
“I focused on where she was from of course, her voice and her history, her relationship with God - her religion. This was probably the strongest relationship she has had, really. She never seemed to maintain close relationships with husbands.”
“Trying to solve the problem by creating more debt is analogous to trying to stop being an alcoholic by going on a bender down at the corner bar.”

Source : "What If Everything Went Straight to Hell?". Interview with Austin Allen, bigthink.com.
“I have never retired - I have averaged 40 working weeks a year since 1933.”
“If you donâ€™t learn how to cry, you cannot be a good Christian. When they posed this question to us â€“ why children suffer, why this or that tragedy occurs in life â€“ our response must be either silence or a word that is born of our tears. Be courageous, donâ€™t be afraid to cry.”
“I have to say for both of us [ with Adam Savage], this experience that we've been having here has changed us dramatically, and we've evolved since we've come on the scene with Mythbusters, because of what we've learned, and that, I think, is the biggest reward for us.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com

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