"Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

#Funny Quotes #Couple Quotes #Humor Quotes

“Iâ€™ll promise to think twice before I take any important step you seriously disapprove of.”
“Jews are not fit for Heaven, but on earth they are most useful.”
“The only reason why people do not have what they want is because they are thinking more about what they don't want than what they do want.”
“All of this high-tech stuff is supposed to set us free and make life easier. To me, it makes it more difficult and demanding.”
“The youthful brain should in general not be burdened with things ninety-five percent of which it cannot use and hence forgets again... In many cases, the material to be learned in the various subjects is so swollen that only a fraction of it remains in the head of the individual pupil, and only a fraction of this abundance can find application, while on the other hand it is not adequate for the man working and earning his living in a definite field.”
“You can plan ahead, you just canâ€™t worry ahead”
“Gunn would be an important figure-rewarding, delightful, accomplished, enduring-in the history of English-language poetry even were his life not as fascinating as it now seems; he would be an important figure in the history of gay writing and in the history of transatlantic literary relations even were his poetry not so good as it is. With his life as it was and his works as they are, he's an obvious candidate for a volume of retrospective and critical essays, and this one is first-rate.”
“Knockemstiff is a collection of short stories set in the holler of the same name in southern Ohio where I grew up. I tried to link the stories together through the place and some recurring characters.”

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