"I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced"

-- Ruby Wax

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“Understanding, above all, is a gift we should never offer uninvited.”

Source : Nan Fairbrother (1954). “An English Year”
“Insight occurs just because it is high time.”
“Take from the philosopher the pleasure of being heard and his desire for knowledge ceases.”
“You may meditate on whatever you like, but I shall meditate on the heart of a lion. That gives strength”
“The question is not if the candidate's heart is favorable to Christianity, but if he has Christ as his starting point even for politics, and will speak out His name!”
“I operate my life like a startup. I learn a little bit and I test something else out and I keep iterating and iterating until it's perfect.”

Source : "Transcript: 020: Rameet Chawla: Tech Founder". "Prologue Profiles" with Dan Feld, prologueprofiles.com. September 26, 2012.
“Homosexuality in hip-hop is an extension of homosexuality in the black community. The black community is very, very conservative when it comes to homosexuality, and I don't mean conservative in the good way, like we're saving money. I mean very intolerant.”
“This is what I want to be. An instrument of mercy, not vengeance.”

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