"My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime."

-- Katt Williams

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“I think we should be worried about the fact that we have become, as a society, very focused on the way people look, the way they dress. I do think we should worry about that because we should be worried about content. We should be worried about ideas. We should not be putting form over function.”

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“A continuum links peaceful law-abiding ideological Muslims at one end and murderous jihadists at the other.”
“Science is a way to teach how something gets to be known, what is not known, to what extent things are known (for nothing is known absolutely), how to handle doubt and uncertainty, what the rules of evidence are, how to think about things so that judgments can be made, how to distinguish truth from fraud, and from show.”
“You know what's a savvy business move? Making a profit.”

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“That sun, that light had faded, and she had faded with them. Now she was as grey as the season itself.”
“The Holy Spirit never convicts (Christians) of your sins. He never comes to point out your faultsâ€¦. It does not take a revelation from the Holy Spirit to see that you have failed. However, when you know that youâ€™ve failed what you do need is for the Holy Spirit to convict you of your righteousness.”
“Love is not a condition of the spirit but a sign of the zodiac.”
“I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal.”

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