"Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Death Quotes #Way Quotes #Monogamy Quotes

“I think I was drawn to comedy originally because when I was really young, by the time I was eight I had seen movies like The Jerk, Animal House, and Planes, Trains & Automobiles with my dad, and I knew them by heart. I loved them and my dad loved them, and we would laugh together, and I would think, 'This is love.' I just wanted to make people feel like that.”
“The unbeliever imagines that religion pretends to offer answers, while the believer knows that the only promise it makes is to multiply questions.”
“When you put your hand in a flowing stream, you touch the last that has gone before and the first of what is still to come.”
“Something the committee had not done in 50 years. Jeff Sessions is now the Chairman of the Committee that rejected him.”
“There's a thing when you're always working on something you really love, and this one we loved so much, it feels like you have a secret, and you can't wait to let people in on the secret. But at the same time, there's that moment where, "What if they get the secret and they think the secret is stupid?!"”

Source : Source: www.denofgeek.com
“opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes, dreams ... that is being naked.”
“I wonder if "an" ever occurs before "haughty" except in a quotation, or whether you can make anything sound like a quotation by adding a word like "goeth"?”

Source : Gary Saul Morson (2011). “The Words of Others: From Quotations to Culture”, p.4, Yale University Press
“So long as you are ready to die for humanity, the life of your country is immortal.”

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