"When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever."

-- Hannibal Buress

#Comedian Quotes #Worst Quotes #Bother Quotes

“I want to steer away from the stereotypes that Latina women are categorized in. I feel like there are so many more opportunities for us. I like going out for those roles that says open ethnicity.”
“If I had not existed, someone else would have written me, Hemingway, Dostoyevsky, all of us.”
“I studied, I met with medical doctors, scientists, and Iâ€™m here to tell you that the way to a more productive, more inspired, more joyful life is: getting enough sleep.”
“Evil cannot and will not be vanquished by evil. Dark will only swallow dark and deepen. The good and the light are the keenest weapons.”
“Home economics should find its way into the curriculum of every school because the scientific study of a problem pertaining to food, shelter or clothing... raises manual labor that might be drudgery to the plane of intelligent effort that is always self-respecting...Home economics is not one department, in the sense in which dairying or entomology or soils is a department. It is not a single speciality... Many technical and educational departments will grow out of it as time goes on.”
“In my early twenties, I had no idea who I was. And I think that's one reason you should try different relationships. I've had good and bad ones, but I took away things from them that helped me become who I am.”
“Lyrics are always misleading because they make people think that that's what the music is about.”
“I didnt really grow up a comic book fanatic. I was a big baseball player, and my passion in life, in third grade, was collecting baseball cards. That was my childhood thing.”

Source : "Alan Ritchson Exclusive Interview SMALLVILLE". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. November 19, 2010.

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