"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."

-- Emo Philips

#Running Quotes #Children Quotes #Yelling Quotes

“Innovation is often the ability to reach into the past and bring back what is good, what is beautiful, what is useful, what is lasting.”
“I don't see success as the goal. Obedience is the goal.”

Source : FaceBook post by Jerry B. Jenkins from Oct 29, 2013
“Listen to your father who begot you, And do not despise your mother when she is old.”
“In a way, fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb.”
“A late lark twitters from the quiet skies.”
“Either... the moving intelligences of the planets are weakest in those that are farthest from the sun, or... there is one moving intelligence in the sun, the common center, forcing them all round, but those most violently which are nearest, and that it languishes in some sort and grows weaker at the most distant, because of the remoteness and the attenuation of the virtue.”
“The strength of the claims of formal justice, of obedience to system, clearly depend upon the substantive justice of institutions and the possibilities of their reform.”
“If you are interested in ideas, radio is way more pure than television. You're not distracted by somebody's nose or hair or posture. You can really see how someone thinks and penetrate to the essence of who that person is.”

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