"I've upped my standards. Now, up yours."

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Pat Paulsen

#Standards Quotes

“I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.”

Source : "Top 10 Allen West lines" by Mackenzie Weinger, www.politico.com. April 6, 2012.
“The computer provides the only way to give students a real foundation in 21st-century skills.”
“Dreams are at the foundation of all religions.”
“I was not the popular kid in school.”
“I am speaking of something that is no longer happening - that is not currently going on. If someone is abusing you, or doing something illegal, or even something you refuse to tolerate, and it's still continuing, that is not an issue of forgiveness, that is an issue of making sure that stops - even if you have to get away from that situation - that's very important.”

Source : YouTube Channel "Ysabella Brave"/"Forgiveness", www.youtube.com. July 07, 2007.
“I'm so proud the fans still sing my name, but I fear tomorrow they will stop. I fear it because I love it. And everything you love, you fear you will lose.”
“If I get good parts, if I get interesting roles that I can relate to and identify with and bring something to - then I'm happy.”
“I'm the luckiest writer on earth.”

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