Irwin Corey famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey

#Best Love #Bank Accounts #Interest
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
-- Irwin Corey

#Change #Change For The Better #Ends
When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
-- Irwin Corey

#Intellectual
Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
-- Irwin Corey

#Beer #Budweiser #Remember
It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.
-- Irwin Corey

#Change #Growth #Pieces
With the beginning of a great & compassionate love, comes the growth of one's heart, and with that, a profound inner change. The way to opening the mind is often first through the heart. And once is the mind & heart are open, so many things become possible.
-- Irwin Corey

#Change #Heart #Profound
Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!
-- Irwin Corey

#Beholder #Behinds
Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.
-- Irwin Corey

#Land
Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.
-- Irwin Corey

#Shoes #Two #Tennis
Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.
-- Irwin Corey

#New Friends #More Money
Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.
-- Irwin Corey

#Today #Procedures #Protocol
I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.
-- Irwin Corey

#Believe #Office #Crooks

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