"My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's."

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Source : "Okay, So He's Not Johnny Carson—but Cavett's on Broadway and Back for More Talk on TV". Interview with Dick Cavett, people.com. October 17, 1977.

Dick Cavett

“I assure my fellow citizens that the vast majority of Muslims experience the same fear they do. ISIS and Al Qaeda are my enemies, too. Most of the people killed by these groups have been Muslim.”

Source : Source: www.nydailynews.com
“And may you happy live, And long us bless.”
“I'll do what I can to promote the greater good. If you can harm one person to save 1,000, I'm gonna do it every f**king time.”

Source : "Boondock Saints Interview: Norman Reedus & Sean P. Flanery". Interview with Alex Kecskes, acedmagazine.com. January 5, 2012.
“The single biggest difference between financial success and financial failure is how well you manage your money. It's simple: to master money, you must manage money.”
“Sounds a little like my quote for the week. Do you want to hear it? This is by Augustine: O soul, He only who created thee can satisfy thee. If thou ask for anything else, it is thy misfortune, for He alone made thee in His image can satisfy thee. That's rich, isn't it?”

Source : Robin Jones Gunn (2009). “Sierra Jensen Collection”, p.385, Multnomah
“I think Pakistan was not a factor in terms of decision India to obtain nuclear weapon. Because there was no talk of Pakistan having any capability. The main factor was China. And the international prestige that China was getting as a consequence of having its own nuclear weapons.”
“Flowers construct the most charming geometries: circles like the sun, ovals, cones, curlicues and a variety of triangular eccentricities, which when viewed with the eye of a magnifying glass seem a Lilliputian frieze of psychedelic silhouettes.”
“I think baseball owes McGwire a gratitude of thanks for putting baseball back on the map where it should be.”

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