"I went to rent a car, and the guy goes, 'Do you want the extra insurance?' I said, 'Why...am I gonna get into an extra accident?"

-- Robert Schimmel

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“I've been screwed by as many women as I have by men, in terms of lawyers. But lawyers don't count. If you take lawyers out of the equation, you have a more fair playing field. There is a sisterhood.”
“We all know that Art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth at least the truth that is given us to understand. The artist must know the manner whereby to convince others of the truthfulness of his lies.”
“If it's peace you find in dying, well then let the time be near.”
“Technology to me does two things: it increases the velocity of communication and increases the number of people who can participate. That's it. That's really all technology for our entire history has ever done.”
“I suggest people simply start off meditation by practicing twice a day for 5 - 10 minutes, and explore what it's like to meditate. The stress reduction and mental peace starts to become a highly desirable state. After all, it's great to let go of the worries of life!”
“We're human beings trying to understand and cultivate what it means to feel divine love. We have to start with small, realistic goals.”

Source : Lama Surya Das (2010). “Awakening To The Sacred”, p.102, Random House
“What we call pleasure, and rightly so is the absence of all pain.”
“[French] authors are more afraid of offending delicacy and rules, than ambitious of sublimity.”

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