"I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

#Funny Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Possession, it is true, crowns exertion with rest; but it is only in the illusions of fancy that it has power to charm us.”
“But when I went to Hiroshima and began to study or just listen to people's descriptions of their work, it was quite clear they were talking about death all the time, about people dying all around them, about their own fear of death.”
“He captured my heart. He loves me for who I am, not what I can bring to him." - Lucinda Price, Rapture”
“In ancient times men fought with their right arms and defended with their left arms... ...the right side of the body was considered masculine and the left side feminine.”

Source : Manly P. Hall (2003). “The Secret Teachings of All Ages”, p.249, Penguin
“The game of baseball is made up of many little things. If we do all the little things right, then we'll never have a big thing to worry about”
“To affirm is not to bear, carry, or harness oneself to that which exists, but on the contrary to unburden, unharness, and set free that which lives.”
“And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.”
“My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.”

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