"I put a What Would Jesus Do bracelet on my Jewish friend's wrist and it burned his skin. He threw it on the ground, it turned into a serpent, we both started laughing. We left it there, we hate snakes. We think they're slimy, even though we know they're not."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Funny Quotes #Jesus Quotes #Hate Quotes

“The realization that you're not always standing down there on the field merely to win, to be successful, was very liberating. One can be successful by helping the team, the other players. All of a sudden I felt the kind of empathy for people that I hadn't felt before.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de
“...good luck waits to come to that man who accepts opportunity.”

Source : George S. Clason (2013). “The Richest Man In Babylon”, p.48, Lulu.com
“You don't actually get over thingsâ€¦ you incorporate them. They become part of everything you are. I don't mean that you walk about crying all the time. But you change.”

Source : Mark Matousek (2011). “When You're Falling, Dive: Lessons in the Art of Living”, p.19, Bloomsbury Publishing USA
“I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is...”
“We also have a real opportunity to join NATO.”
“The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.”

Source : Source: www.psychologytoday.com
“Kids who don't eavesdrop on adult conversations are doomed to a childhood of ignorance.”

Source : Kelley Armstrong (2010). “Men of the Otherworld”, p.174, Vintage Canada
“God has so framed us as to make freedom of choice and action the very basis of all moral improvement, and all our faculties, mental and moral, resent and revolt against the idea of coercion.”

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