"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it."

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Source : "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey, Berkley Publishing Group, 1992.

Jack Handey

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“I supported Barack Obama originally. I supported him for reelection and the alternative of a Mitt Romney is very, very clear to everybody. And I think the president has done a good job in a number of areas. But one area that has concerned me from day one has been his reliance on Wall Street type people in terms of financial matters.”
“It might be arrogant to think that we're the only living creations in all of the solar systems that there are. Space is so vast”
“It may be a childish torment, but we do not get to choose our demons.”

Source : Andrew Sean Greer (2008). “The Story of a Marriage: A Novel”, p.164, Macmillan
“I think that every person has many, many people inside of them. We change our personality depending on who we are talking to or what situation we are in.”
“That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.”
“Children are our greatest untapped resource.”
“The bee's life is like a magic well: the more you draw from it, the more it fills with water”
“Completeness? Happiness? These words don't come close to describing my emotions. There truly is nothing I can say to capture what motherhood means to me, particularly given my medical history.”

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