"It had never occurred to us that the Kremlin's new anti-booze campaign would apply to journalists. Now, that's a human-rights violation."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

#Funny Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Russia Quotes

“Prejudice and self-sufficiency naturally proceed from inexperience of the world, and ignorance of mankind.”
“I'm worried about losing my hair. I think if I lost my hair, I'd lose a lot of parts. And I don't want to get fat. I'm always worried about that.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Someone who lies about the little things will lie about the big things too.”
“Thick February mists cling heavily To the dead earth and to each leafless tree, And closer down upon the hilltops draw, Dull forecasts there of bright, sure-coming spring; Yet the heart gathers hope and strange delight From this dear, unlovely, wished-for sight Of leaden-misted twilights lengthening.”
“The acne thing was bad. The shoulders, the face, my voice changed. I had a period every other week.”

Source : "Victor Conte on Marion Jones' 'Poor Choices'". ABC News, abcnews.go.com. January 11, 2008.
“I have learned that with creatures one loves, suffering is not the only thing for which one may pity them. A rabbit who does not know when a gift has made him safe is poorer than a slug, even though he may think otherwise himself.”

Source : Richard Adams (2009). “Watership Down: A Novel”, p.281, Simon and Schuster
“Bravery is not strength in the face of a far lesser foe. Bravery is the exact opposite of that.”
“But sadly, one of the problems with being on public radio is that people tend to think you're being sincere all the time.”

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