"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

#Funny Quotes #Life Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes

“Work isn't really work for me. I hate to tell you this, but I've never liked the weekend in my life. I was enthusiastic about Monday morning from the day I left college.”
“One must accept the fact that others donâ€™t see what you do.”
“History proves abundantly that pure science, undertaken without regard to applications to human needs, is usually ultimately of direct benefit to mankind.”
“I die in almost every film I've been in.”
“I think technology is spreading, and I think ones experience of technology is going to relate increasingly to class - not so much to country.”
“And this is for Colored girls who have considered suicide, but are moving to the ends of their own rainbows.”

Source : "For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide". Choreopoem by Ntozake Shange, 1976.
“I began to enjoy my own generosity; I felt the pleasure of pleasing others, especially as this was accompanied by money-power. I was paying for them; they were grateful, they had to be; and they could no longer see me as a failure.”
“...the myth of socialism is far stronger than the reality of capitalism. That is because capitalism is not really an ism at all. It is what people do if you leave them alone.”

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