"If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."

-- Groucho Marx

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Sarcasm Quotes

“We have observed that, in society and the world in which we live, selfishness has increased more than love for others, and that men of good will must work, each with his own strengths and expertise, to ensure that love for others increases until it is equal and possibly exceeds love for oneself.”
“Help thyself, then thou wilt also have the help of the Almighty.”
“We live under continual threat of two equally fearful, but seemingly opposed destinies: unremitting banality and inconceivable terror. It is fantasy, served out in large rations by the popular arts, which allows most people to cope with these twin specters.”
“Some people have a tendency to get knocked down in this business and sulk and whine, and they just create a rod for their back, really. You have to have broad shoulders and get through it.”
“Winter's done, and April's in the skies, Earth, look up with laughter in your eyes!”
“The unexpected connections we make might not last, yet stay with us forever”
“This welfare for wealthy companies wastes taxpayer dollars, harms the environment, and makes a mockery of the recent reductions in federal social spending programs.”
“Everyone pretends to be 'free thinkers', but few individuals pass the line into expressive territories that may be detrimental to their own social well-being.”

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