"My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes."

-- Emo Philips

#Relationship Quotes #Girlfriend Quotes #Eye Quotes

“Express only that which cannot be expressed. Leave it unexpressed)”

Source : Maurice Blanchot (1999). “Awaiting Oblivion”, p.16, U of Nebraska Press
“I am not a fan of people who abuse service staff. In fact, I find it intolerable. Itâ€™s an unpardonable sin as far as Iâ€™m concerned, taking out personal business or some other kind of dissatisfaction on a waiter or busboy.”
“I claim you as my life mate. I belong to you. I offer my life for you. I give to you my protection, my allegiance, my heart, my soul, and my body. I take into my keeping the same that is yours. Your life, happiness, and welfare will be cherished and placed above my own for all time. You are my life mate, bound to me for all eternity and always in my care.”

Source : Christine Feehan (2010). “Dark Challenge”, p.16, Harper Collins
“The most potent weapon of the oppressor is the mind of the oppressed.”

Source : "White Racism and Black Consciousness" (paper presented at workshop sponsored by Abe Bailey Institute of Interracial Studies),Cape Town, South Africa, Jan. 1971
“My life's mission is to unmask the Jews.”
“Who is blameless? Only those that blame no one for aught that is, has been or may be. Only in creating hope, life, understanding, harmony, does one become blameless. For, as you understand, they that would be loved must show themselves lovely; they that would have friends must be a friend to others. For in the manner you treat others, you treat your Lord. Let that light which has aroused you be alive, awakened. Condemn no one. And as you come seeking, know, understand, as you create same in the lives of others so is it reflected in your own.”
“I'm not saying that all American men are this way, but nine out of ten are breast-fixated, wham-bam-thank-you-rna'am cretins who just don't give a damn about anyone's gratification but their own.”
“When you were growing up, your mom and dad told you to look both ways before crossing the street or not to get into a car with a stranger. It's the same with the internet. We have a big responsibility and a huge role in bringing all the stakeholders to the table - users, parents, educators, law enforcement, government organisations.”

Source : "The man who put teenagers' lives online". Interview with Owen Gibson, www.theguardian.com. July 3, 2006.

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