"The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week."

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Source : Les Dawson (2012). “Les Dawson's Joke Book”, p.22, Michael O'Mara Books

Les Dawson

#Rising Quotes #Way Quotes #Lasts Quotes

“The past nine years in San Diego have represented such a period of questioning.”
“Well, today people have to be self-reliant if they want a secure retirement income.”
“Growing up in a violent home is a terrifying and traumatic experience that can affect every aspect of a child's life, growth, and development.”
“It will be contributing to bring forward the moment in which, seeing clearer into the nature of things, and having learnt to distinguish real knowledge from what has only the appearance of it, we shall be led to seek for exactness in every thing.”
“I wish Iâ€™d done everything on Earth with you.”
“Bullfighters are Seville's heroes.”

Source : The Scene Interview, www.cnn.com. February 19, 2007.
“The passive American consumer, sitting down to a meal of pre-prepared food, confronts inert, anonymous substances that have been processed, dyed, breaded, sauced, gravied, ground, pulped, strained, blended, prettified, and sanitized beyond resemblance to any part of any creature that ever lived. The products of nature and agriculture have been made, to all appearances, the products of industry. Both eater and eaten are thus in exile from biological reality.”
“I just loved the driving part. If I didn't race anybody, it didn't make any difference as long as I could drive. It's just the physical part of getting in the car and being able to go run fast and being able to drive.”

Source : Source: www.beliefnet.com

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