"I left home because I was hungry."

-- Red Skelton

#Home Quotes #Hungry Quotes

“Here, then, is a simple rule of thumb for all of us to apply: If the words of Jesus challenge something I believe or challenge the way I live, the problem is not with Jesus. The problem is with me. Charles Spurgeon expressed this in broader, scriptural terms when he said, â€œIf there is any verse that you would like left out of the Bible, that is the verse that ought to stick to you, like a blister, until you really attend to its teaching.â€31”

Source : Michael L. Brown (2014). “Hyper-Grace”, p.218, Charisma Media
“I love to live on the brink of eternity.”
“It's really hard to balance work and being a mother.”
“Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.”
“I love a story that balances pace with detail.”
“The heart and mind can find peace and harmony by contemplating the transcendental nature of the true self as supreme effulgent life.”
“I have a pretty big fund-raising heart.”
“Did you know...you make me so happy that sometimes I actually forget to breath? I'll be looking at you, and my chest will get so tight...and it's like, the only thought in my head is how much I want to reach over and kiss you.”

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