"Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk."

-- Dick Gregory

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“Flute was actually my first instrument. I had a year of lessons and then stopped after feeling like I was going to faint all of the time.”
“Where there is no belief in the soul, there is very little drama . . . . Either one is serious about salvation or one is not. And it is well to realize that the maximum amount of seriousness admits the maximum amount of comedy. Only if we are secure in our beliefs can we see the comical side of the universe.”
“Made up of a dozen billion microscopic nerve-cell units interconnected by millions upon millions of conducting nerve-threads weaving incredibly intricate patterns, the brain, as an object of research, presents a defiant challenge to its own ingenuity.”
“I've definitely seen bands before they made money kind of change their thing on the next tour, and I prefer it when it's a little more raw.”
“I'd rather try and not win than not try at all”
“I've never given anybody ***** before. I've been checked out three times already, and I'm clean. I've been clean all my life.”
“Imperfections make you more beautiful.”
“It's true that we in Iraq are now paying a heavy price as a consequence of senseless violence, but nonetheless there are many positive things happening generally on the part of people in Arab countries who were living in darkness and absolute silence because of dictatorship. The people in Arab countries are now speaking out and asking many questions about human rights, minorities, religion, democracy, "the other," and so on.”

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