"I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Hate Quotes #Firsts Quotes #Cry Quotes

“...thinking that the world was like an orange, that I could split it open with my thumbnail and find a whole different world, the grown-up world, the secrets beneath the skin.”
“I've always paid off my mortgage as much as I could.”
“But when you come to Heritage USA, remember to bring your Bible and your VISA card - because the Bible is the Holy Truth, and God doesnt take American Express”
“I always sang standards because the songs I wrote for myself weren't as easy to sing.”
“There aren't a lot of great parts out there that are interesting for people in my category.”
“Every citizen of the republic ought to consider himself an unofficial policeman, and keep unsalaried watch and ward over the laws and their execution.”
“A voluntary simplification of life-styles is not beyond our abilities, but it is probably outside our desires.”
“There are so many stupid things that steal that purpose from us. The stupid things that you believe a lie that we â€˜re not as important as we really are. That our life isnâ€™t as important as it really is. Itâ€™s important to the people that you love, itâ€™s important to the people that you will love in the future, itâ€™s important to the world around you and itâ€™s so important that you fulfill the purpose that only you can fulfill the way that you can fulfill that.”

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