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“Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!”
Source : Ron White (2007). “I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability”, p.16, Penguin
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“Skepticism cannot be revolutionary, even though it speaks the language of revolution.”
Source : Raymond Aron (1957). “The Opium of the Intellectuals”, Garden City, N.Y. : Doubleday
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“If entertainment years were dog years, man, Id be like Gandhi. Id be like 250 years old.”
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“I don't know," I said. "Maybe you're right, and all that stuff I think I missed is overrated. Why should I even bother? What's the point really?" He thought for a moment. "Who says there has to be a point?" he asked. "Or a reason. Maybe it's just something you have to do." He moved down to start bagging while I just stood there, letting this sink in. Just something you have to do. No excuse or rationale necessary. I kind of like that.”
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“At the time of 'Words, Words, Words,' I'm a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he's entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that's inherently a little bit ridiculous.”
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“When they launch snakes you'll have your namesake.”
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“It was astonishing that for some considerable distance around the mould growth the staphococcal colonies were undergoing lysis. What had formerly been a well-grown colony was now a faint shadow of its former self...I was sufficiently interested to pursue the subject.”
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“As you know, in this country Anglo-Americans are about 75 to 76 percent home ownership in this country, where Hispanics, African Americans are less than 50 percent.”
Source : "The Business of Government Hour" with Paul Lawrence, www.businessofgovernment.org. August 30, 2003.