"I love telling myself jokes. I think I'm a riot."

-- Scott Stevens

#Thinking Quotes #Riot Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“You may tend to get cancer from the thing that makes you want to smoke so much, not from the smoking itself.”
“Most of the humor comes from how outrageous the situations and circumstances are.”
“I'm more of a warrior than you'll ever be. I believe in the class war. I believe in the battle of the sexes. I believe in my tribe. I believe in the righteous, intelligent clued-up section of the working classes against the brain-dead moronic masses as well as the mediocre, soulless bourgeoisie.”

Source : Irvine Welsh (2009). “T2 Trainspotting”, p.483, Random House
“Death steals everything except our stories.”

Source : Jim Harrison (2013). “In Search of Small Gods”, p.11, Copper Canyon Press
“Centralization of society's vital services in giant computer centers, reservoirs, nuclear power plants, air- traffic control centers, 100-story skyscrapers, and government compounds increases its vulnerability. ... choosing his targets, today's saboteur could pollute a city's water supply, dynamite power transmission towers, cripple an airport control center, destroy a corporate or government computer center.”

Source : "Computer crime" by Gerald McKnight, (p. 203), 1973.
“The government only makes restrictive rules, they dont show you what to do so you know, OK, heres where we need this many apartments, with open space, playgrounds, kindergartens.”
“When Allah granted Prophet Yoosuf (`alayhis-Salaam) physical beauty it caused him to be locked up in the prison; but when Allah granted him knowledge (when he interpreted the dream of the king) it not only took him out of prison, but elevated his rank in society, clearly showing us the virtue of knowledge and that physical beauty does not mean anything.”
“A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.”

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