"Most of the humor comes from how outrageous the situations and circumstances are."

-- Mark Wahlberg

#Circumstances Quotes #Situation Quotes

“Recommend to your children virtue; that alone can make them happy, not gold.”
“Better be unromantic than thoroughly used and still poor.”
“Of course I have the odd bad game like other players. But I can't accept that. Especially when things don't go right for United. It all means so much to me to be succesful here. It drives me crazy at times.”
“Love, if you love me, lie next to me. Be for me, like rain, the getting out of the tiredness, the fatuousness, the semi- lust of intentional indifference. Be wet with a decent happiness.”
“Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?”

Source : Katharine Whitehorn (1981). “View from a Column”
“To have a full stomach, to daze lazily in the sunshine--such things were remuneration in full for his adors and toils, while his ardors and toils were in themselves self-remunerative. They were expressions of life, and life is always happy when it is expressing itself.”
“Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.”
“My current project was shot on film, and because of that I've spent my entire day removing dust-specks from negatives. You wouldn't have to do that on digital because you don't get dust on the scanner. I say to myself, "Why am I doing this all day?" I could have just bought a digital camera and I wouldn't have to remove dust-specks ever again. But when you move closer to a film image, it has a real truth to it. And I really like that.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com

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