"Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary."

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Source : FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 16, 2011

Dov Davidoff

#Life Is Quotes #Tourettes Quotes #Cases Quotes

“I'm not perfect, but what's wonderful about eating a plant-based diet is, I don't have to be.”
“The safest way of not being very miserable is not to expect to be very happy.”
“In Yugoslavia, I'd asked for additional forces too. I even went to meet the French prime minister, and I proposed additional forces... Nobody wanted to send troops.”
“The rule, I think, is: Do your homework, learn what there is to learn about the real world, and then when you get in the room, forget it all.”

Source : "The Worst Day Ever". Interview with James Surowiecki, www.slate.com. January 17, 2006.
“Others live on in a careless and lukewarm state - not appearing to fill Longfellow's measure: 'Into each life, some rain must fall.'”
“People always say you can't do a red lip if you have red hair but I've never shied away from it. I think you can absolutely do that. It's more about hair colour and complexion.”
“...motherhood should be like driving a car -- you should have to pass a test before you can do it legally.”
“Over all, there are now more people under â€œcorrectional supervisionâ€ in America-more than six million-than were in the Gulag Archipelago under Stalin at its height.”

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