"Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky."

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John Cleese

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Lucky Quotes

“After the game, I'm a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off football.”
“Poetry is the hardest thing that there is. It fascinates me, so I want to write more of it.”
“I have tried to talk about the issues in this campaign... and this has sometimes been a lonely road, because I never meet anybody coming the other way.”
“When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.”
“Learn to forgive yourself and to forgive others.”
“I had a very strange career. I mean I went from playing to 150,000 people in 1983/84. Three or four years later I was playing to four people, you know, in Melbourne. I thought - bit strange, you know bit odd, bit erratic.”
“I've a problem with the word charity because I think that NGOs, as I prefer calling them, really do take the work of moral and social responsibilities that ought to be taken on by governments.”
“When you're nice to people, they want to be nice back to you.”

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