"With comics it's very close, like, "I don't want to say anything onstage that I wouldn't say offstage." Or vice versa. I say "faggot" in my special and in the joke I am the faggot, if that makes sense."

-- Neal Brennan

#Special Quotes #Say Anything Quotes #Vices Quotes

“Have you really read all those books in your room?â€ Alaska laughing- â€œOh God no. Iâ€™ve maybe read a third of â€˜em. But Iâ€™m going to read them all. I call it my Lifeâ€™s Library. Every summer since I was little, Iâ€™ve gone to garage sales and bought all the books that looked interesting. So I always have something to read.”
“The Businessman is one who supplies something great and good to the world, and collects from the world for the goods.”
“There's part of it when Manute has both eyes. And the character was actually fleshed out a lot more, in this movie. I got to show people who Manute is and why he is and how devout he is. He is Ava's protector and punisher.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“My mom put me and my sisters in the water to feel comfortable, to have water safety.”
“One should not seek happiness, just nurture the spirit of joy as the basis of summoning happiness. One should not try to escape misfortune, just get rid of viciousness as a means of avoiding misfortune.”
“I don't enjoy. I suffer from enjoying. It's very Christian.”

Source : Interview with Geoff Andrew, www.theguardian.com. September 21, 2005.
“All books are merely delayed dust.”
“The longer you spend your time worrying about all the negative things in your life, the further you push any chance of retrieving the positive.”

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