"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

-- Will Rogers

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“I think the worst kind of grief is unacknowledged grief.”

Source : "The survivor" by Simon Hattenstone, www.theguardian.com. April 30, 2001.
“The purpose in life is not to win. The purpose in life is to grow and to share. "When you come to look back on all that you have done in life, you will get more satisfaction from the pleasure you have brought into other people's lives than you will from the times that you outdid and defeated them.”
“It is difficult to age because society won't let you. People expect you to look how you did at the height of your fame.”
“I'm always sure of what I do," he said. "Sometimes I was just never sure there was supposed to be a happy ending.”
“This whole theory [of John Law and Jean Terrasson], as dear to French financial schemers in the eighteenth century as to American " Greenbackers " in the nineteenth, had resulted, under the Orleans Regency and Louis XV, in ruin to France financially and morally, had culminated in the utter destruction of all prosperity, the rooting out of great numbers of the most important industries, and the grinding down of the working people even to starvation.”

Source : "Seven Great Statesmen in the Warfare of Humanity with Unreason". Book by Andrew Dickson White, p. 169-170, 1915.
“We have a lot of politicians who have really small brains and really big hearts.”
“All loves should be simply stepping stones to the love of God. So it was with me; and blessed be his name for his great goodness and mercy.”
“The fact is that in too many parts of our country, we still have discrimination. And affirmative action is not just something that applies to people of color. Some people have a mistaken view of it in America. It also is with respect to women, it's with respect to other efforts to try to reach out and be inclusive in our country.”

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