"Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Girlfriend Quotes #Mets Quotes

“Dre couldn't have given me those words to write, and he couldn't have given me that voice to sing. I couldn't have given him that musical talent or the ability that he has. What we made came from putting things together. I've always said that.”
“A well-ordered life is like climbing a tower; the view halfway up is better than the view from the base, and it steadily becomes finer as the horizon expands.”
“It's a poor frog that doesn't praise his own pond! - Donnie McClurkin”
“Food banking as well as other antihunger programs do a good job of managing poverty by alleviating its worst symptom, hunger.”
“Think it over, think it under.”
“I left General Magic in 1996 to become an Internet hobbyist - got a T-1 line to my house. At one point I had all four food banks of the Bay Area hosted from this house here.”
“I think I would envy me too, if I didn't know me better...”
“We need women who are at the head of a boardroom, like at the head of the White House, at the head of kind of major scientific enterprises so that little girls everywhere can then think, you know what? I can do that, I want to do that, I will do that.”

Source : "Chelsea Clinton Endorses Hillary for President 2016" by Sami K. Martin, www.christianpost.com. June 17, 2013.

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