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“I take pride in whatever I do. If you told me to clean the room up, I'd clean it up real good.”
“Be dangerous and unpredictable. And make a lot of noise.”
“I started doing stand-up at the age of 20. This was back in 1976, around the time (coincidence?) that the first comedy clubs were starting. The young comedians of today gasp when I tell them how many shows I did that first year: 500. Five nights a week.”
“I like American history.”
“All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.”
“The nerds are running the world now.”
“I don't even understand why I have 1.7 million Twitter followers. Every day, I want to remind them and say, "Do you realize I'm an astrophysicist? Do you know what you're doing here?"”
“Prince Charles is the only member of the Royal Family who ever left Cinderella for the Ugly Duckling.”
E. Jean Carroll Journalist
Eva Longoria Film actress
Hoda Kotb TV Host
Jenna Marbles Entertainer
Kathie Lee Gifford Talk show host
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Susan Jeffers Psychologist
Tracy McMillan Television writer