"Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Parenthood Quotes #Glamour Quotes #Martyrdom Quotes

“If loving God with all our heart and soul and might is the greatest commandment, then it follows that not loving Him that way is the greatest sin.”
“Choice is nothing in itself; everything depends on what one is able to choose.”
“Gimmicks come and go; the cop show seems one genre that will never leave - not as long as people like to sit at home in the suburbs and see what awful things go on in the cities.”
“I mainly read non-fiction, and that's probably because I have a huge amount of insecurity about my lack of education and the things I don't know.”
“It's an empirical question whether training makes one more or less likely to get in a fight outside the gym. In some ways, I'm probably more likely to get into a fight, because I feel more competent, and I know what it's cost me in the past to back down from fights, and I don't want to feel that way.”
“Thanks. For everything. I mean it.â€™ A slow grin edged onto his face. â€˜Youâ€™re worth itâ€¦Princess.â€™ Her tennis show hit the door a second after it closed.”
“Let the dataset change your mindset”
“No woman gets an ***** from shining the kitchen floor.”

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