""The harder you work, the luckier you get" is true in all things."

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Source : Source: www.roland.co.uk

Al Murray

“Having a child keeps you very grounded. So when I decided to have a child, I made it clear to the people I work with that my job was no longer my priority.”
“Michael Jordan didn’t become a great basketball player because he wanted to do product endorsements. Van Gogh didn’t become a great painter because he dreamed that one day his paintings would sell for $50 million.”
“Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion. To attack the first is not to assail the last.”
“Most so-called women's work is not recognized as real activity. One reason for this attitude may be that such work is usually associated with helping others' development, rather than with self-enhancement or self-employment.”
“People fall in love more easily when they are already troubled by another emotion because we know that any intense emotional state greatly increases the risk of falling in love.”

Source : François Lelord (2011). “Hector and the Secrets of Love”, p.24, Gallic Books
“I would try doing a dish 30 different ways”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“For many, negative thinking is a habit, which over time, becomes an addiction... A lot of people suffer from this disease because negative thinking is addictive to each of the Big Three - the mind, the body, and the emotions. If one doesn't get you, the others are waiting in the wings.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The wastes of snow on the hill were ghostly in the moonlight. The stars were piercingly bright.”

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